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« : 02 Haziran 2009, 10:20:57 »

Matematik öğretmeni ilkokul çocuklarına sormuş :
-Ağaçta 5 kuş var. Birini vurdum kaç kaldı?
Ahmet hemen :
-Hiç kalmaz. Çünkü sesten hepsi uçar, demiş.
Öğretmeni bunun üzerine :
-Olmaz öyle şey, diye cevap vermiş.
Burası matematik dersi. 5 taneden biri vurulursa 4 tane kalır. Ama düşünüş biçimini beğendim. Ahmet fena halde hırslanmış :
-Bende bir şey sorabilir miyim öğretmenim, demiş.
Sor bakalım.
-3 kadın dondurma yiyor, biri ısırarak, biri yalayarak, biri emerek yiyor. Bunlardan hangisi evli. Öğretmen kızarıp bozarmış. Sonunda :
-"Bilemem", demiş. "Emen mi?"
Ahmet cevabi yapıştırmış :
-Yoo, parmağında alyansı olan. Ama düşünüş biçiminizi beğendim.
 
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