ERK£KL£R M£L£KTiR... :D

[dede]

Bir gün ormancının biri dalları nehrin üzerine sarkan ağacın dallarını keserken baltasını suya düşürür.

'Aman tanrım' diye bağırdığında bir peri belirir ve 'Ne diye bağırıyorsun ?' der.

Ormancı baltasını suya düşürdüğünü ve yaş***ını sürdürebilmek için o baltaya ihtiyacı olduğunu söyler.

Peri suya dalar ve elinde bir altın balta ile tekrar belirir.
'Baltan bu muydu ?' diye sorar.
Ormancı 'hayır' diye cevaplar.

Peri suya tekrar dalar ve bu sefer elinde gümüş bir balta ile tekrar belirir ve yine sorar.
'Baltan bu muydu ?
Ormancı yine 'hayır' diye cevaplar.
Peri suya tekrar dalar ve bu sefer elinde demir bir balta ile tekrar belirir ve yine sorar.
'Baltan bu muydu ?'
Ormancı 'evet' der.
Ormancının dürüstlüğü perinin çok hoşuna gider ve baltaların üçünü de kendisine verir. Ormancı mutlu bir şekilde evine döner.
Bir zaman sonra ormancı esiyle birlikte nehir boyunca yürürken karısı suya düşer.Ormancı 'aman tanrım' diye bağırır.
Peri yine belirir ve sorar: 'Ne diye bağırıyorsun ?'
Ormancı' karım suya düştü der.
peri suya dalar ve Jennifer Lopez ile birlikte geri döner.
'Senin karın bu mu?' diye sorar.
Ormancı 'evet' der.
Peri sinirlenmiştir, 'Yalan söylüyorsun, gerçek bu değil' der.
Ormancı 'özür dilerim peri, ortada bir yanlış anlaşılma söz konusu.
Eğer Jennifer Lopez için hayır deseydim bu sefer Catherine
Zeta-Jones ile geri dönecektin, ona da hayır deseydim karımla
dönecek ve her üçünü de bana verecektin. Ben fakir bir adamım ve üç karımin sorumluluğunu taşıyabilecek durumda değilim. Jennifer Lopez'e evet dememin sebebi budur...

Bu hikayeden alınacak ders :

Ne zaman bir erkek yalan söylüyorsa bunun iyi ve saygın bir nedeni vardır ve bu başkalarının yararı içindir.

Kendileri için bir şey istiyorlarsa ekmek çarp-sın-dır...!!!!

[özge94]

hadi cnm:d

[baterist_ea]

erkekler melek değildir o kadar olamazlar

[dede]

isteyince olurlar be

[baterist_ea]

isteyince de olamazlar içlerinde ufak bir şeytan hep dürter:D

[emreaşığı30]

bncede erkekler ancak kelektir   ama bazen meleklikleride tutar haksızlık yapmayalım

[blackboy]

isteyince de olamazlar içlerinde ufak bir şeytan hep dürter:D

Şeytanda bir melektir... Genelde şeytan benden çekinir

[dede]

Şeytanda bir melektir... Genelde şeytan benden çekinir

evet şeytanda bir melektir

güsel bi söz oldu tşkler kibarfeyzo

[punk_rock_girl]

ya bu kadar iyi niyetli yaklaşılır zaten konuya adamın düşüncesindeki masumiyete bakın aman da aman yani     

şaka bi yana genelleme yapmadığım için yorumsuz bırakıyorum...

bu başlık ciddi manada da kullanılabilir, hiciv manada da...

konu için teşekkürler...

[dede]

bişi degil punk

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